She likes to seduce guys to her apartment for a "drink", really a date rape coctail.
Then she completely strips off all of their clothes and dresses them in ladies foundations.
And then...book coming soon, watch for Jaguar Bitch.
Clara stipulated that in order for our relationship to continue, I had to convert myself to a female, ie in every respect. I desperately did not want to lose Clara so I wrote a huge check to the doctor, then I closed my eyes and let it happen.
I am basically astounded by what I see in the mirror. Gotta go, she hasn't yet seen the new me and dinner is waiting. Shit! Forgot to do my nails!